26-06-2023, 04:01 PM
(26-06-2023, 01:47 PM)TVenthusiasm Wrote: Openings for the Live Desk and Britain's Newsroom:
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The footage used in those title sequences is like a checklist of trigger images to get GB News' core audience foaming at the mouth:
✅ Police in riot gear -- hurrah for law and order!
✅ More bloody immigrants in small boats!
✅ Bloody Sunak!
✅ Oooh yay! The Royal Family!
✅ Bloody wind farms!
✅ Oooh, more King and Queen!
✅ Bloody NHS, always complaining they don't get enough money!
✅ The White Cliffs of Dover. White cliffs. White.
✅ Oh my gawd, it's the Union Flag -- *stands up and salutes at the television*
✅ Oh look, it's an LGBT+ person with a rainbow on their face. Can't get away from it these days, they're always shoving it down your throat!
✅ Bloody unions! Get back to work, you layabouts!
✅ A ballot box -- because of all that election fraud by bloody immigrants! All bloody Labour's fault!
✅ A soldier with a big gun... he should be down on the beaches greeting those bloody small boats!
✅ Immigration officers -- bloody immigrants!
✅ Maroon passports -- bloody FUMING about that!
So, yeah... right on brand.