06-04-2024, 08:18 AM
I often tell people that I read stuff "in the Financial Times"... when actually it was on the website, and I haven’t bought a paper copy in quite a few years.
I recently texted a friend recommending a series "Monocle Radio"... but I've no idea when it's on air, I listen back at my leisure via the Monocle website.
Only yesterday, I told a colleague I bought some chocolate I was sharing with them "in Waitrose"... but I didn't set foot in there, I ordered it with the rest of my shopping in the app.
Perhaps I've underestimated how much confusion I'm wreaking on the world.
I recently texted a friend recommending a series "Monocle Radio"... but I've no idea when it's on air, I listen back at my leisure via the Monocle website.
Only yesterday, I told a colleague I bought some chocolate I was sharing with them "in Waitrose"... but I didn't set foot in there, I ordered it with the rest of my shopping in the app.
Perhaps I've underestimated how much confusion I'm wreaking on the world.