[Andrew]

Sorry, this is not what I consider big guests - just take a look at Graham Norton's guests for his final few weeks and they are miles better than Jonathan's - the show really needs a new guest booker otherwise this show is dead.

The ratings are in the toilet, I imagine ITV just keep it going because they have no other prime time talk show to speak of.

Their Christmas special didn't even manage to get to the 1 million mark I was told, and I can see why.

Jonathan Ross usually rates only slightly lower than Graham Norton does, the Jonathan Ross episode two weeks ago got an overnight of 2m, the one the week before got 1.5m. Graham Norton generally gets about 2m

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As I have said before, I am not the only person who has no idea who she is - not for me, and that phrase "not for me" is what I have been saying a lot about Jonathan's shows over recent years.

I’m talking about “some darts player I’ve never heard of”

He was pretty much the top story on the national news for a few days earlier this year