[JasonB]

Well that'll be an interesting tagline - big red balls meet... some other red balls

Must be remembered though - if you hit water hard enough it hurts - even if you have your clothes on.  So I'd be surprised if anybody gets through that course without turning purple in the process.  Plus it sounds incredibly silly thing to do anyway.

Anyway the paper is hardly a credible source - The Sun of all places, especially after recent events, and just... well in general basically with that rag.

Shame Keith Chegwin is no longer with us, this would be right up his um, alley.